Crowson: The Twelve Days of Trumpsmess

Nov 29, 2017

In the first month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

His was the biggest inauguration in history!

In the second month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

Obamacare is failing badly!

In the third month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

Obama wire-tapped Trump Tower!

In the fourth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

He never heard of WikiLeaks!

In the fifth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

There is no collusion!

In the sixth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

The Paris Agreement stinks bigly!

In the seventh month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

He’d signed more bills than anybody else!

In the eighth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

The Russia story’s fake news clearly!

In the ninth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

He won’t benefit from the tax bill!

In the tenth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

It’s the biggest tax cut historically!

On the eleventh month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

That wasn’t him on that Access Hollywood tape!

On the twelfth month of Trumpsmess the lie he told to me:

He’s made America great again!
That wasn’t him on that tape!
The biggest tax cut ever!
He won’t benefit from it!
The Russia story’s fake news!
He’s signed more bills than anyone!
The Paris Agreement’s awful!
There is no collusion!
He never heard of WikiLeaks!
Obama wire-tapped him!
Obamacare’s a failure!
And his was the biggest inauguration in history!

Merry Trumpsmess, everybody!

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