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Song Time! Fraud Gigging.

Abigail Wilson

 

song time…

Some folks like to gig for frogs but Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach has another target he’s aiming at…

 

I got my gig and I got a good flashlight
I’m heading out into the Kansas night
Here I go drifting slow in my official boat
I’m gonna nab those fraudsters trying to vote

 

Fraud gigging – That’s my favorite sport
Even though it might make all the liberals giggle and snort
I believe there are voter frauds hiding all over the place
Along with Bigfoot, Elvis and an alien from outer space

 

Now the legislature gave me prosecutorial power
A junior G-Man badge! Why, I’m the man of the hour!
I’m not just State Secretary – I’m a super hero!
I’m looking for a fraud beneath a sombrero!

 

Over at WSU there’s a mathematician
Who wants to double check results from the last election
But I told her chasing voter frauds is keeping me hopping
A little election fraud is nothing worth stopping

 

Fraud gigging – I’ll be out late
Cause I’m the first super hero Kansas Secretary of State

Richard Crowson is not only a editorial commentator for KMUW. He's also a cartoonist, an artist and a banjo player.