Movie Review

Veteran movie reviewer Jim Erickson shares his no-holds-barred opinions on Hollywood's best efforts. Tune in every Thursday for the latest review.

If all you want is a couple of hours of steady boom crash wham bam, "Suicide Squad" is the movie for you. However, boom crash wham bam is all you're going to get.

The plot is the same old Dirty Dozen schtick about the squad of death row criminals let loose to do a dirty job for the government, combined with the old bit about rescuing the hostages that are being held by the REALLY bad guys.

Nerve is a consistently entertaining thriller and a typical example of some of the dominant trends of current movie making.

Lights Out is an example of that rare and beautiful thing, a superior low-budget movie that depends for its effects on suggestions of things that lurk in the shadows and baffle the understanding, but never become clear enough to be understandable.

"The Infiltrator" ​shook me up enough that I dreamed that night about an undercover man who turns into a positive monster. Which is ironic, because Bryan Cranston is not personally corrupted by his years as an undercover man pursuing a Colombian drug cartel. 

It's hard to say much about Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates because it's basically just a number of funny scenes about a quartet of likeable frauds in a predictable story of social romantic intrigue that has nothing in mind but keeping you amused, at which it is very successful. Delicate people may be disturbed by its comic amorality and especially its language, but the whole thing is so silly and unbelievable that it pretty much wins you over.

Alexander Skarsgard's Tarzan in the new Legend of Tarzan has been living in London as a prominent citizen for along time, and even when he is sent to Africa on a government mission, he dresses and looks more like Stewart Granger than Johnny Weismuller.

Writer-director Gary Ross says the important part of his Free State of Jones, which takes place during the Civil War and Reconstruction, is about trying to restore the conditions of slavery. Ross says Hollywood never covers this, unless you count things like Gone with the Wind. Free State of Jones doesn't cover it either: Only about the last half hour is about it, and it's pretty sketchy coverage, with too many key events left out and only described in titles printed on the screen.

 Central Intelligence is less a story that it is a mere jumbling together of a bag of routines and conventions and cliches from other buddy thrillers, linked loosely together by little shreds and patches of dialogue scenes that suggest a central plot that may or may not hold together into a coherent story. But it has an irresistible spirit of Let's Have Fun and a delightfully charming star in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, a magnificent giant of a man with a real gift for using his physique for comedy.

The Conjuring 2 claims to be based on "one of the most documented cases in paranormal history," but credits its story to three of its four screenplay writers, one of whom is also its director.

For the first half hour or so, I thought I understood what The Lobster was trying to be about. It's set in a society where bachelor-hood is illegal and unmarried men of a certain age have to find a mate within establishment society inside of 45 days or they will be turned into animals of their choice; our hero has chosen to be a lobster, maybe because lobsters have hard shells and big claws to defend themselves against attackers. The fact that they are customarily boiled alive for food didn't seem to fit, but parodies are seldom complete in detail.