Richard Crowson Commentary

Politicians can run but they cannot hide from political cartoonist (and banjo player) Richard Crowson and his watchdog, Al. Tune in on alternate Wednesdays to hear the latest.

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Frequently in this space I sing little satirical songs about something in the news. Today, I don’t have a song. I can’t find words that rhyme with “carnage” and with “tragedy.” Even if such rhymes did exist, there’s just not a melody somber enough to convey the way I feel about gun violence.

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Well, hello there, fellow Kansas heartlanders…I was just sitting here gulping espresso and trying my darnedest to (big yawn) stay awake and alert. After all, our pulse rate here in the heart of Kansas was supposed to be zipping along at warp speed by now. Gov. Sam Brownback’s great trickle-down economics experiment, in which he gave a massive tax cut to the rich and eliminated business taxes, was supposed to have us all buzzing around like manic hummingbirds on sugar water.

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I don’t know about you, but when I think of separation of church and state, I think of playing Frank Sinatra melodies on the banjo… (to tune of “Love and Marriage”) Church and state, Church and state
Jefferson said they should separate
Though some folks dispute it
No historian can refute it Church and state, Church and state
The wall between ‘em should be tall and straight
Huckabee might hate it
But church and state are separated Kentucky clerks might...

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song time…

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KMUW editorial commentator Richard Crowson has called a temporary truce on some summertime pests.

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A senior bullied me when I was a 9th grader--a big, burley guy--as contrasted with my skinny little self. During lunch period, he told me to toss the remainder of my cupcake at my friend. I did it, jokingly.

Song time! Oh its vacation time you head out of state Get a little relief from all this Kansas hate Head for a place where they don’t discriminate La la la, when you’re vacationing everything’s great

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On mild summer evenings like we’ve had recently, it’s almost possible to believe the world is full of nothing more than cottonwood trees. A gentle wisp of breeze can shake ten thousand of their leaves into a mild wave of applause. They’re still tender, not yet drying out the way they do in late August, and they make a softer summer sound in the Kansas wind.

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(Tune of Oh! Susannah) What a session the Legislature just had! It was downright inspiring… The legislators, they curled up On the lap of the Governor While he gave more money to the rich And he robbed the working poor -- They screwed up almost everything Like they were in a stupor From schools to reproduction rights, The courts and even Uber -- Oh, Sam Brownback, don’t you cry for me Y’all gave me fodder for plenty of songs with a banjo on my knee -- Well they gave new powers to Kris Kobach...

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A poll revealed last year that 48 percent of American adults are open to the idea that alien spacecraft are visiting earth to observe us. Why they would want to observe us is a question that I’d count among life’s greatest mysteries. Perhaps it’s a little bit like not being able to take your eyes off of a situation that you know is going to be awful. Sometimes you just can’t look away. Maybe at the end of each day, while they sit around their alien dinner tables absent-mindedly pushing their...

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