With apologies to Johnny Cash and Hank Snow:
We’ve beat everyone, man, we’ve beat everyone, man
Made the Roundhouse roar, man
Took it to their door, man
Mopped ‘em off the floor, man, we’ve beat everyone!
We’ve beat Illinois State and Bradley and Drake
Loyola, Evansville and Indiana State
UNI and SIU and Tennessee and ORU
Alabama, Davidson – Hey, we really had some fun!
Tennessee State, Tulsa, William & Mary and DePaul
North Carolina Central – They all took a fall!