Crowson: D-e-V-o-s

Feb 8, 2017

Credit Carolyn Kaster/AP

(Apologies to Tammy Wynette…)

D – e – V – o – s
Is Education Secretary
She’s going to make all of our schools
A lot less grizzly bear-y
She may not know a single thing
About e-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n
But if you give ‘em great big campaign contributions
Then the senators will give you a win

She doesn’t believe in separation
‘tween church and s-t-a-t-e
Gonna use your and my taxpayer money
To push religiosity
No matter how you spell it, this puts all our kids in a big ol’ terrible mess
Now that our Secretary of Education
Is D-e-V-o-s

D – e – V – o – s
Is Education Secretary
She’s going to make all of our schools
A lot less grizzly bear-y
She may not know a single thing
About e-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n
But if you give ‘em great big campaign contributions
Then the senators will give you a win

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