Richard Crowson Commentary

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5:00 am
Fri July 18, 2014

Tiny Flashes Of Insight

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It strikes me that among the ethereal mysteries of our planet, there are some that it would be deeply challenging to explain to a visitor from another world. Some of these pleasures are things like music, art and lightning bugs.

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5:00 am
Fri July 4, 2014

Happy Independence Day, Ladies!

It’s Independence Day for the women of America! You are now officially independent from the tyrannical rule of equality. No longer do you have to suffer by being clumped into the same category as men when it comes to issues like reproduction.

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5:00 am
Fri June 20, 2014

Football? Really? Football?

Soccer is in the news a lot lately. There apparently is something called a 'World Cup' associated with it and all of the rest of the earth’s nations want this cup. The cup is awarded to the country that has demonstrated that they are the best at getting a ball into a net without the use of their hands and arms. (I swear I’m not making this up!)

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5:00 am
Fri June 6, 2014

Richard Crowson: The Cost Of Campaigns

Among the many great mysteries of life for me is this one: political candidates who loudly proclaim themselves to be conservative, all the while gleefully flushing handfuls of thousand dollar bills down the toilet.

One of the tenants of conservatism that is usually most loudly touted is this one: diligent watchfulness over the spending of every dollar.

Indeed, with the rise to prominence (if that’s what you want to call it) of the Tea Party, tight-fisted fiscal obsessiveness is practically the defining trait of conservatism.

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11:21 am
Fri May 23, 2014

Richard Crowson: I've Just Seen A Facebook

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What do I do when I’m not wasting time on Facebook? Why, write songs about Facebook, of course!

(To the tune of the Beatles' "I've Just Seen a Face.")

I’ve just seen a Facebook post It really was the most amazing video I’ve ever seen of someone’s dog Eating some ice cream...like, like, like, like, like, like

Then I scrolled on down and saw some fascinating pictures of a cat In an amusing situation there’s no way I can’t like that! Like, like, like, like, like, like

Sharing, yes I am sharing I can’t stop staring, at that Facebook

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5:00 am
Fri May 9, 2014

The Glory Of The Thundershirt

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Hooray for Thundershirts! Our dog, Lucy, is deathly afraid of thunderstorms and firecracker pops. She would nervously pace the house every time a storm came or on the Fourth of July, virtually inconsolable, shaking and cowering until the noise stopped.

Then a friend told us about the Thundershirt. It’s basically a wrap-around for dogs that attaches with Velcro and somehow provides them the comfort they need to make it through the rumbles and explosions of our violent Kansas storms. The Thundershirt has saved the day for Lucy.

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5:00 am
Fri April 25, 2014

The Early Roots Of Crowson's Cartooning

image courtesy Richard Crowson

I do love Rat Fink. Rat Fink always cheers me up.

But some people don’t feel the same way about him. My much better half, Karen, for instance, confessed recently that Rat Fink is just so ugly she can hardly stand to look at him. I just gave her (what I imagined to be) a vaguely cryptic smile, thinking to myself, “She can be forgiven. She doesn’t have the history with Rat Fink that I have.”

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5:00 am
Fri April 11, 2014

Richard Crowson: We Need Some Education

You know that soccer mom who jogs by your house every morning? The other day she went right up to your son’s third grade teacher and stripped her naked of the due process rights she’s had for the last 57 years here in Kansas.

And that guy who was smiling and joking with me in the checkout line at the grocery last Saturday? He lit a firebomb, taped a tax credit for private school supporters on it, and flung it through the window of a first grade classroom in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

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5:00 am
Fri March 28, 2014

Richard Crowson: Blowing Their Cover

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Whew! That ol’ Kansas wind! It’s been blowing like crazy lately with gusts up to 35 miles per hour and higher.

It’s been blowing so hard that it completely blew the cover off a couple of Koch subsidiaries.

The Kansas Chamber of Commerce and Americans for Prosperity were left shivering and coverless by those recent gusts. The Kansas Chamber and Americans for Prosperity are known for their own windy proclamations about jobs and how much they, oh, so sincerely just want what’s best for the Kansas economy.

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5:00 am
Fri March 14, 2014

We've Beat Everyone, Man!

With apologies to Johnny Cash and Hank Snow:

We’ve beat everyone, man, we’ve beat everyone, man

Made the Roundhouse roar, man

Took it to their door, man

Mopped ‘em off the floor, man, we’ve beat everyone!

We’ve beat Illinois State and Bradley and Drake

Loyola, Evansville and Indiana State

UNI and SIU and Tennessee and ORU

Alabama, Davidson – Hey, we really had some fun!

Tennessee State, Tulsa, William & Mary and DePaul

North Carolina Central – They all took a fall!

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