Christmas has hundreds of songs. Thanksgiving has “Over the River and Through the Wood.” New Year’s has “Auld Lang Syne” and Easter has “Here Comes Peter Cottontail.” But Halloween has zilch.
So here’s a song for Halloween. Played, appropriately I think, on the scariest instrument—the banjo.
This is a list of each scary thing that can frighten you this Halloween:
A letter for you from the IRS
A store-bought cantaloupe
Yet another GOP presidential debate
To drain your soul of hope